TED-Tired

When you have so much sex that you keep falling asleep, even when your surrounded by hundreds of people

Dude fell asleep again... getting it every night from that french chick must got him TED-Tired.

by Tedyoungson April 9, 2009

Fat Tire Homo

Someone who has an unhealthy relationship with fat tire beer while having the urge to butch up to his friends by sharing exploits of hunting and fishing trips with friends nobody else knows.

Also abbreviated as FTH before a person's name as a descriptor.

Greg is such a fat tire homo. Did you see what that fat tire homo Greg brought to the party?

by FTH GREG June 8, 2010

snow-tires

wheels that are slow and cautious but do not slip up, pretty much all seasons- but more stable

-Hey Chuck you should wheel her
-No she's special to me, I'm gonna put on my snow-tires.
-Good idea man!

by DJ CoolJazz November 26, 2013

changing tires

When two or more people soil their own underpants, swap them and then soil said underpants in the other manner.

David and I bonded on a new level by changing tires. We thought we were just merging scat but we were actually fusing souls.

by MonsterBoi August 7, 2017

Flat tire

Hand in Texas Hold'em, a jack-four. Derived from:

Q: What's a jack for?
A: A flat tire

I have a really crappy hand that I shouldn't be playing, but it has a clever name. I love flat tires.

by bs May 13, 2005

tire biter

kustom kulture girls who only date men with cool custom cars

the dang tire biter only wanted me for my car

by $ally August 4, 2007

backyard tire fire

The act of taking a penis ring, symbolizing a tire, dipping it in boiling honey, symbolizing a burning tire and proceed to put the ring on and insert it into your partners butthole, thus creating a very hot, sticky mess, but also burning your partners rectum.

He thought he would play a joke and give his wife a backyard tire fire.

by Fidgets April 10, 2010