three sharts to the wind

you are so blindly drunk you shart yourself, henceforth, you are now known as; three sharts to the wind.

Combination of 'shart' and 'three sheets to the wind'

Mr. Man: ...whats that smell?
Drunk man: sorry mate, I'm three sharts to the wind over here.
Mr. Man: ah.

by <Inset Witty Pseudonym> March 2, 2015

three mile island

A fart so bad it melts the furniture.

Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.

by Scotty Colorado June 9, 2016

three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum

"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016

three dotting

When someone starts to text you on a messenger, but never hits send. Leaving you with the three little dots...

Dave is such a jerk, he was three dotting me all night last night.

by SouthernmostDave December 16, 2016

Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method

A classic interview technique consisting of asking 3 questions to decide on 1 out of 2 final applicants for a position.

"Welcome applicants! Today, the DDFU will be using he classic Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method to select our new Vice President."

by DDFU Executive VP June 11, 2017

three empty words

I Love You

You know the three empty words?
No..
I LOVE YOU
Thanks!
No Seriously.
Oh.

by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017

Threece

A peace sign with the hands, but with 3 fingers.

Glorya: *peace sign*
Luke: *threece sign* I just threece signed you.

by LerriChrodes December 20, 2018