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There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.
Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
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Purple Tree

Person 1: yo you got that purple tree?
Person 2: hell yeah bro
by curlyfriesbehittin December 14, 2023
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palm tree boys

two bros who make cool stuff when they hang out together.
hey, these two are palm tree boys. Because they make cool things happen when they are together.
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Penny tree

When you have some much butt hair with dingle berries hanging from it that it resembles a tree growing pennies and the flake off in the toilet
Damn it there are pennies in bad Derek must have a penny tree
by Oceandining August 28, 2025
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Plant my tree in her forest

Have sexual intercourse with her
She sexually turns me on. I want to plant my tree in her forest
by Plato Disciple December 26, 2014
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Pee Flow Tree

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.
by Jfman August 30, 2018
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a literal pine tree

exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)
Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree

Person B: they make me happy
by Giant Rat December 31, 2019
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