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The Ouroboros Position

A form of masturbation where you use your own penis to preform sex on yourself. There are 2 different versions of the Ouroboros position. There is Horizontal Ouroboros and there is Vertical Ouroboros.

Horizontal Ouroboros can be done if your penis (easier if its flaccid) is long enough to wrap around your body and enter your own anus. This can also be called self anal.

Vertical Ouroboros can be done if you are flexible enough to bend to your pelvic region and preform oral sex on your own penis. This can also be called self oral.

This was a term created by the Youtuber and Twitch streamer named Coffantasy. The reason why he has thought of this is unknown even to him.
hey bro I just did both of The Ouroboros Positions on myself last night. It was awesome. At first I did it vertically but I wanted to try something new and do it horizontally. Best night of my life.
by Coffantasy September 18, 2025
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seatle position

seatle position - to sit while playing Nintendo Wii
everyone was standing in-line except mom she was sitting on couch in the seatle position
by lukethaduke October 1, 2020
mugGet the seatle positionmug.

The Sliding X Position

This is a sex move that requires a lot of cardio and stretching beforehand.

How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Yes Doctor, we got these injuries from performing The Sliding X Position. Let's just say that knees went places they shouldn't have"

"Hey honey, welcome home, as you can see that I am already in The sliding x position for you cause you've worked so hard. Go on big boy, take a run at this"

"Wanna try this Sliding X Position? It looks quite advanced"
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
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positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.
My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!
by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017
mugGet the positive fucksmug.

Tetris (sex position)

When 2 guys lay on top of each other and suck each others dicks.
Yo bro you tryna Tetris (sex position) tonight?
mugGet the Tetris (sex position)mug.

positive sum game

Any engagement, where both parties involved will benefit from the outcome.
Operating a small scale, sustainable micro green farm is a positive sum game. Everybody wins, the customer, the farmer, the planet
by spamii October 18, 2020
mugGet the positive sum gamemug.

Positions

The way I literally FUCK Jessie' in every position possible
Plentiful Positions♡
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