Mulch Nap

A deep and disorienting nap; refreshing but not permanent like a dirt nap would be.

I took a mulch nap after work and woke up at 8pm thinking that I was late for work the next day.

by DB0380 April 20, 2023

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

Shilong nap

A nap taken in the afternoon. Can last anywhere from one to twelve hours.

Man, that was a good shilong nap.

by Blankeyt July 10, 2016

benzo nap

A deep sleep induced by taking lots of drugs, specifically benzodiazepines.

Man, Charlie took so many benzos at the party last weekend he had the longest benzo nap.

by Kekekinks July 14, 2017

college nap

A daytime nap where the last thing on either parties mind is sleeping.

Rainy days are perfect for a college nap.

by Yetilove November 29, 2020

despair nap

When all conceivable problems intrude upon your life and all your body does is fall asleep on the couch

Person 1: I know your exams are coming up, but your significant other was cheating on you for me. You have 1 day to move out of our apartment.

Person 2: Could this get any worse?

Person 1: Also, mom says its your turn to cook for family dinner in 30 minutes.

Person 2: *takes a despair nap*

by cyanrarroll April 27, 2016

jack nap

A napkin one uses to clean up with after jacking off.

Dude throw away your nasty "jack nap"

by KennyPayne November 28, 2020