yuppie flu

chronic fatigue syndrome (derogatory)

Don't complete the class with a case of yuppie flu from now on. Take a break when needed.

by The Return of Light Joker April 18, 2011

New Year Flu

The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.

Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.

Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.

by rydizz January 2, 2012

ching chong flu

when a person cant get enough of that ching chong the only date ching chongs and never go back

guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu

by Derzero April 15, 2020

san francisco flu

another phrase for AIDS.

yep, billy's come down with a case of the san francisco flu alright.

by Ianc June 4, 2005

Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally

Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu

by The_General234 August 16, 2019

Old Style Flu

A temporary flu that is caused by excessive drinking of cheap beer (ie Old Style) all weekend long, resulting in an absence at the workplace, usually on Mondays.

Bob: Joe didn't show up for work this morning...
Billy: I think he has the Old Style Flu!

by NexxuSix August 24, 2011