Blu Flu

A sickly Flu that can kill you with-in 27 days. Many people have it in Canada and Japan. There is no shot too prevent it so there is no hope for doctors when it comes to The Blu Flu.

Katlyn had the Blu Flu for 20 days and on the 21st day of her diagnosis, she passed away.

by Dr. Muntin July 9, 2010

New Year Flu

The sudden "sickness" that you catch, preventing you from completing your New Year's Resolution.

Bill: McDonalds? I thought you said your wife was going to try to lose weight this year.

Ray: She was going to sign up for the gym, but she caught the New Year Flu.

by rydizz January 2, 2012

ching chong flu

when a person cant get enough of that ching chong the only date ching chongs and never go back

guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu

by Derzero April 15, 2020

san francisco flu

another phrase for AIDS.

yep, billy's come down with a case of the san francisco flu alright.

by Ianc June 4, 2005

Swizz Fizzy Flu

Another term for the Swine Flu otherwise known as H1N1 virus.

"Yo bro, I got that Swizz Fizzy Flu"

by echolawrence October 26, 2009

Friday Night Flu

The faux illness your girlfriend/boyfriend gets on a weekend night preventing you from going to meet up with your friends as originally planned.

Dude 1: Didn't Mess say he was coming tonight?
Dude 2: Naw, his girlfriend caught the Friday Night Flu.

by HairySally January 11, 2009

Chief Bird Flu

The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.

Chief Bird Flu owns you.

by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014