dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

Shot in the dirt

A nut in the butt

Alex: did you have sex with her last night?
Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!

by John Doe749397645 May 1, 2018

toss the dirt

you come here from bfb didn't you?

Marker: hey staply do you want to play toss the dirt with me

Staply: sure
*dirt tossing commences

by when you bottom text June 5, 2022

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

dirt news

Any kind of journalism that involves scare tactics to convince the public that a certain event is occurring including violence, racism, and other crimes.

The new racial divide in America is caused by dirt news

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 18, 2019

dirt mining

anal sex

Did you enjoy dirt mining last night?

by skyhigh_etc September 20, 2016

french dirt

pussy

I ate some french dirt at my girls place last night

by geoefery July 28, 2022