British Special Air Service (S.A.S.)

Elite army forces of the United Kingdom. They have about 360 personel. These guys are some of the most elite (if not the most elite) in the world too. They inspired the creation of the U.S. army's Delta Force (who they cross train with). The SAS are the grandfather of all special operation units in the world. They have been around since World War 2. Despite the fact being called "air service", they do hardly any air service; Most of their missions take place on land and sea. The only air missions that I could think of them doing are hyjacking a flying airplane, rescuing hostages on an airplane, and of course riding and getting deployed by helicopters as well as jumping out of them. Prior to joining the SAS, one must have already been in the army for atleast 3 years. Liam Neeson was trained by a former SAS member for the movie "Taken". Now some Americans who are idiotic, don't know what they are talking about, are ignorant, biest, cocky, and dumb often make fun of the British SAS for being British and say they suck compare to American Special Ops like the SEALs when in reality the SAS are about equally elite as America's Delta Force and SEAL Team Six (the best special ops in America as well some of the best in the world).

American Idiot-The British SAS aren't tough because they are British and America has the SEALs who took out Bin Laden!

British SAS commando-If you say something like that again, i'm gonna beat your ass like 20 times harder than Liam Neson could. S.A.S. stands for "Special Air Service" . We are called "Special" because we are elite. And unlike MOST soldiers of the U.K. the British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) could destory nearly any American military unit besides Delta Force and SEAL Team SIX!

by Chillice November 21, 2016

news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

There isn't any because the british authorities cover-up the crimes

There isn't any news about the british authorities murdering homeless people

by Maskchievous August 2, 2017

speaking british

Speaking British - a lot like speaking english, just way cooler and funner to do.

speaking british makes to way awesomeer than anyone else in the world, (besides speaking australian)

by Purple Ninja Hippo March 26, 2010

British Ma

1. The mother of British. (see British)

2. An imaginary figure that is theoretically capable of representing any person, place, thing, idea or dimension.

3.A nullifying response to any direct question asked that quickly deflects any awkwardness experienced from the initial question.

GuyI saw you parked down the lane with another man in the car and you were both in the back seat. Who was it that you were with?

Girl: British Ma
Both: *Laughter*

by IguanaChoonez May 30, 2011

British Jackson

A 69 under water usually in a pool, the longer you stay under water the better.

1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"

by funkypimp June 7, 2011

Shake it like a British Nanny.

.(Shake it like a British Nanny) Phrase. 1) The act of shaking a small infant in order to make it stop crying. 2) To be violently shaken in order to be brought back into consciousness. 3) Pill free alternative to viagra. 4) The act of shaking the living crap out of something in a violent manner in order to obtain inner clarity. (See also Epileptic-Buddhist).

.Shake it like a British Nanny
1) If the baby don't stop cryin' I'm a shake it like a British nanny.
2) The whore won't wake up! Shake it like a British nanny.
3) If it don't get hard just Shake it like a British Nanny.
4) Like the 7 paths to clarity I look deep into my being to find... .errr..ug.. uh..ug.err.errr.errrr. errr.eeeer. ..uhhh....eech..ech ..ech...uggg ...gurgle, gurgle, gurgle.

by SirIsaacHillary July 18, 2008

British Super Bowl

Watching the Super Bowl in the UK. Typically followed by tiredness (it goes on until 4 AM) and a rare occassion of an advert on The BBC

Lad 1: Why you so tired Lad 2?
Lad 2: British Super Bowl!
Lad 1: Thats why I don't like American Football.

by The Guy76667 February 4, 2013