poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

sausage topic

An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.

Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc

Guy 2: Haha

Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards

Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic

Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......

by Ltsmashroks May 10, 2009

sweet sausage

Sweet Sausage is a term commonly used to emphasize how "sweet" or cool something is. Usually, it is used as a complete sentence to signify something is cool after someone else says something.

12 yearold 1: Wow! My mom said she'll take us to the store to buy some more pokemon cards!

12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!

by you don't know me123321 June 19, 2008

sausage wallet

cunt, pussy, fish mitten, haddock pastie, vagina, front botty, dick holster

"Love, give us a go on your sausage wallet".

by burrencrawler September 10, 2013

Casing the Sausage

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.

Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.

by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014

Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

Fried Sausage

When a girl deepthroats a guy so far that her stomach acid burns the tip of his dick

Guy 1: Ayy how did it it go with Claire?
Guy 2: It was fine until she gave me a fried sausage.

by Yeenoversesssss July 20, 2021