Pat a pufferblob day

Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will

Guy 1: Hey, did you participate in Pat a pufferblob day?
Guy 2: No, I'll go pat one right now!

by oupitter January 12, 2021

pat

a common tradition in cultured circles

>pat @7.92×57mm Mauser S Patrone travelling at 878 m/s
grr
>pat @7.92×57mm Mauser S Patrone travelling at 878 m/s
insert gif

by Mustard Boy November 7, 2020

Pat Benatar

An artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for children about to know she was trying to tease them, so she said she and a few others wrote it about child abuse, thinking that nobody could possibly understand or decipher the lyrics.

Pat Benatar was mean spirited, but pretended to write songs supporting people to make herself look good.

by The Original Agahnim August 27, 2021

boagieman pat

Can smoke a pack of boags in 2.5 flat, rawest nigga alive, big fucking dick, always has the freshest trim and can make any guy look like a pussy when hes in the room. Dont fuck with boagieman pat

tanisha"Did you see that guy who just walked in the room?"
shaquanda"yeah hes a real boagieman pat"

by getcuckednerd March 19, 2018

Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

by Certified concoction January 21, 2022

Pat

Money hungry

Pat is a ms. Money bags

by Hotdogmickey May 29, 2023

dr Jimmy pat

A children’s doctor who has you leave your entire life to sail with him whilst promising love, affection, reassurance, marriage and companionship.

Oh look, there’s dr Jimmy pat… I wonder where his Christina is

by 01000011 01100011 June 3, 2023