smurf muff

A cool person with a totally radical pussy

Alexis has a total smurf muff

by Cool chikca May 17, 2018

Muff mage

A ladies man who can get some vagina aka get laid whenever he wants by random ladies.

person 1: Oh man that guy pulls chicks

person 2: yeah he's a bloody muff mage thats for sure.

by shitshelf March 26, 2009

Milf Muff

A Shitty Big Nose Looking Ass Roach, That At Any Chance They Get They Annoy The Heck Out Of You, Which Causes You To Commit Suicide Because Of The Non-stop Ringing Of Their Voice In Your Ear, And Would Do Anything To Get On Someones Dick.

OMG I Cant Get Maleka Away From Me She Is The Wierdest, She Wants To Suck Me Off, And She Doesn't Even Know That She Is The Most Annoying Person Ever!!!
"Damb Man She Must Be A Milf Muff"

by gay_slayer69420 June 22, 2021

muff-capping

Like cock-blocking but for girls.

"Did she get to go out with that guy"
"No her friend's an expert at muff-capping"

by crispyrolls93 December 3, 2014

muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.

My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

muff loaf

A FUPA or "Fat Upper Pubic Area" that reaches the entire genital area, for girls only. The Reason that these are for girls only is that because of the word Muff, also Vagina's are the only thing gross enought ot produce this. These are gross but rare so you can gloat about them. Muffloafs are dangerous, because herpes can travel to all parts of it.

"Did you see the Muff Loaf on that Chick?"
"Is that yo MuffLoaf or didnyou just have a baby an dleave it there?"

by JustaHawtGayguy February 17, 2012

muff tummy

A super 70's bush that spreads from the tummy to the tush.

Dude, check out that girls happy trail!

That's not a happy trial. That's a muff tummy. You can tell because it grows all the way to her butt.

by BOLT_GANG December 18, 2015