fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Fast Eddie

An absolute machine when it comes to closeout.
Finishes workpacks, CMDs and prodedures in record time and to an exceptionally high standard.

"Fuck sakes Chris, you've done loads of workpacks this week"

"I know, I've been a total Fast Eddie these days"

by kenlautlautken November 23, 2021

Think fast type fast

Spilling your mind via text and thinking you can type fast enough. Often leads of an epic fail

On tinder and the silly woman was 'think fast type fast' and told me about her worts.

by BobnGiselle December 1, 2020

Fast or Slow

Stroke Speed

“Fast or slow?” Asks Sara
“Slow.” Answers Jake
“We are over!” Exclaims Sara

by kanyesbestie November 4, 2021

extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.

I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night

by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021

fast kitty

Another word for slut, or promiscuous woman

She’s being a fast kitty tonight

by Taymbro November 13, 2021

Fast 9 move

When the man gets on top and slides his penis in the vagina then spins in a circle.

Josh did the fast 9 move on me last night and I had an orgasam in 30 seconds. He spun so fast.

by Fast9 September 8, 2021