Ahhh gross ! She lied, as she vigorously sniffed her surroundings after the fart ripped through the atmosphere. She's a fart swindler who conned at fart .
by dingusoftheday September 19, 2012
Get the Fart Swindlermug. When you are on the toilet at work and you spread your asscheeks to minimize any fart sounds which would make your coworkers weirded out and silently judge you.
Man A: Yeah man you gotta do the Moses Fart around these people, they'll silently judge you for farting!
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
Man B: I miss the days where a man could let a fart in at work without being silently judged...
by Filiosp April 14, 2020
Get the Moses Fartmug. A device into which one can store energy, as you might with a regular rechargeable battery pack, but in this case the energy is one’s directly deposited flatulence.
I got myself a fart powerpack and have made a commitment to decrease my energy use by increasing my consumption of beans.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019
Get the fart powerpackmug. to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."
Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."
by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009
Get the smooth fartmug. When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.
Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”
by Xuilzz November 30, 2019
Get the Fart clapmug. by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
Get the rabbit fartsmug. A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
Get the slow fartingmug.