the best friends

1. A vulgar term which means the male penis and the female vagina; basically saying that the penis and vagina are best friends.

2. Your 'person' who will be there for you no matter what. Who shares their secrets, and laughs at your corny inside jokes and practically lives at your house. Who, if hurt by you, wil tell you to your face, and apologize if they hurt you. If they don't either you're wrong, or they're just not your best friend

guy: hey ya know, we're best friends in a way

girl: (thinks to herself: AH HELL NAH!)
in which way?

guy: because of our genitals! my penis is your vagina's best friend! they're the best friends, right?

girl: (thinks: OMIFRIGGINGOSH!)
*SLAP, SLAP* YOU ARE SUCH A PERV AND AN ASSHOLE!

by sunshiny-daytona July 23, 2009

More for the best

A word meaning; riches make you happier, possessions make you happier, a screen still being on without a person around.

“Why is this screen still on? Well, more for the best.”

by Thewrench August 30, 2021

hill-best

The best hills around....boobs

OMG have you seen her hill-bests

by Fabbby September 7, 2016

Best Egg

Lawrence

oh he's the best Egg?
Yeah that's Lawrence, of course he is.

by #2egg May 7, 2019

Hollie Best

Is also known as 'Salad Dodger'. This is a person that attends a buffet and avoids the salad and heads straight for the mains - also known as a 'FAT BASTARD'. She is known to have hairy arm pits, and very unhygenic. The majority of the weight is distributed around the ass.

Im bringing along a Hollie Best to dinner tonight.

by Abdul Hanif January 1, 2012

ethan best

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and has a twin call elijah best.

Ethan best is an amazing and adorable youtuber and who also has a twin called elijah best.

by Jessica hillsom April 2, 2021

Cylus best

He is the master at video games and has the best family in the world he is a legend and loves every single person he know as cybot2010 he has a big hart

Man he is a Cylus best

by Cylus best January 29, 2021