Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)

Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...

by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011

TeletubbiesFact

TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called @_teletubbiefact and is at 14,000 followers and has been around for only a month or so.

Have you heard of that twitter account teletubbiesfact? He's crazy as fuck!

by ilovehorror118 December 10, 2017

Teletubbiesex

Some weird ass fanfiction I wrote on here like 2-3 years ago that I just discovered again after getting my account back

Young me: teletubbiesex!!!!!
Old me: bruh why

by I changed my name October 4, 2021

Wasilla Teleprompter

Crib Notes that have been written on ones hand, containing vague, useless, or redundant information.

During her speech, Sarah forgot to mention that taxes are bad, so she had to check her Wasilla Teleprompter.

by Octo Parrot February 12, 2010

Magic Teleporting Diggers

A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.

Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.

by Tommyfiddler99 January 26, 2013

Televisiphonernetting

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.

What is Andrew doing?
He is televisiphonernetting

by Koz [KeroSCENE] October 5, 2007

Telegating

Driving so close to someone that you can see whats on there dvd player.

"Dustin was hardcore telegating yesterday"

"....those people were watching "Lucky Star"

"!?!"

by boxr October 15, 2008