Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

taking a grieb

Taking(more like leaving) a giant crap in a public bathroom.

"Don't come in here, I'm taking a grieb!"

by Batman89 December 27, 2007

Taking control

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.

"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 29, 2018

take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

Take it to the bedroom

When things start to get a little bit hot and heavy, Take it to the bedroom.

Felipe and his cousin were getting Frisky "My god guys, take it to the bedroom!"

by Madame Madie February 5, 2012

take it to the corner

The term means to run the clock down and comes from a tactic employed in soccer. When a team wishes to waste time towards the end of the game they take the ball to the corner and do as little as possible with it while keeping it in play.
When you don't feel like doing work towards the end of the day you may just jump on the internet to get you through to the end.

To coworker: "man I am tired and bored, I can't do any more work so I am going to take it to the corner."

by h.p.s June 1, 2009