After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.
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Get the canadian trumpet mug.The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
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My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.
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