A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pity fool
A man looking for something that's warm and moist and consumes meat without chewing and sees a hot woman and says the only way he would hit it is out of pity because he feels sorry for himself I'm feeling pitty fool
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Get the insane fool mug.A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety
Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.
by Pamann December 16, 2011
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by SweetTXTea February 28, 2011
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Get the fool mug.An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
Get the goose fooling mug.Jaunty Fool is a title used to describe a person who has made an exhibition under several circumstances:
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
1. They got a seemingly random question wrong, of which the answer would be considered common knowledge to the instigator.
2. They fell for some sort of joke or prank.
3. An insult that is often used without context and has no deeper meaning than to mean "a wrongly confident person who has made a mistake".
Case 1-
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."
Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.
Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
Instigator: "How many air to air weapons can an F-35 JSF carry in it's enclosed weapons bay?"
Victim: "Uhhhhh, I dunno, 6?"
Instigator: "You jaunty fool, you absolute MORON, it's 4. Diaper man."
Case 2-
In this case, the instigator may hide an item belonging to the victim in plain sight. Once the victim has found said item, the instigator would call the victim a "jaunty fool" among other insults.
Case 3-
Instigator: "Angus, you jaunty fool!"
Victim: "?????"
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