train wreck theory

A train wreck that you can't stop watching. "You don't want to stare, but you just can't look away"

Britney spears' life fits the train wreck theory, the worse it gets the more you want to watch.

by ksay15 November 2, 2008

The Aniko-Kristo theory

This theory is advancing the fact that a person’s breasts get bigger after eating a lot of food for lunch. However, it isn’t certified by any scientists, but I believe in myself and that’s all that matters.

-Wow Marina, your boobs are looking bigger than usual, what happened?

- Oh I just ate lunch, based on the Aniko-Kristo theory, that would explain why my boobs are looking a bit bloated right now.

by Aniko-chan >:) November 10, 2020

Theocon

A short term for theocratic neoconservatives--a combination of hardcore Republican and Fundamentalist Christian

The Bush administration aren't just neocons, they're theocons.

by Michael Bryson November 4, 2004

Hotter on Facebook theory

The theory that people always look hotter on facebook.

Usually caused through the use of photoshop to better ones self image and the picking of certain pictures that randomly happen to look better through lighting effects/angles.

Dude 1:WOAH did you see Anna's pictures on facebook?!?!
Dude 2:That chick is rape ugly in real life... man don't you know about the hotter on facebook theory???.... stay away

Dude 1:Ewww check out that chick over at that lunch table, it looks like a dog attacked her
Dude 2: WTF, I was checking her out on facebook last night and she was SMOKIN.

by flavorflav February 16, 2009

Postcode Theory

If you are currently married or have a partner, you are allowed to Pick up providing you are away from home and the postcode of that area begins with a different number to that of your home town.

Josh: I'm going away on holidays and i'm meeting up with a girl there.

Morgan: You dog what will Caroline think!

Josh: Nah its sweet dude the postcode there is 3564

Morgan: Postcode theory to the rescue

by Cliffy September 21, 2005

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

by Serbjon October 22, 2020

WW Theory

Westwood Theory states that all Westwood students deserve the utmost priority and positive bias in a competitive speech or debate event. Doing so is the only way to preserve the hegemonic influence of the school on such events. In a debate round, if one side is not from Westwood and they present any argument that could significantly cripple the chances of Westwood winning, that team deserves to lose as they are trying to affect the entire national speech and debate assosciation's ecosystem.

"Judge, the affirmative/negative must not be allowed to win this round as they are trying to violate WW Theory's interpretation! They want to shift the balance of NSDA to favor them!"

by ForeignPowersCP March 4, 2021