Hershey Squirts

Liquis ass excrement in a stream. Much like liquid chocolate at the Hershey factory.

Oh man...after of $25 of Taco Bell, I just made the Hershey Squirts in my pants!

by Bkarkie October 31, 2019

The Squirt and Jerk

When you suffer diarrhea and then afterwards, masturbate

I had some Taco Bell in the morning, so I hit The Squirt and Jerk at home when I got off work

by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025

Squirt boat

A vessel of such pure beauty that a man or woman physically excretes bodily fluid from the nether regions in pure

excitement.

Is that a 1976 bright orange Cruise Craft name 'Moonraker'? What a bloody squirt boat.

by womb raider August 09, 2017

twerk squirt

Accidentally shitting one's pants becuase one was twerking while afflicted with diarrhea.

Miley made a mess at the VMAs when she went on stage and twerk squirted all over the place instead of calling in sick.

by define all the things April 15, 2014

squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.

Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.

by benton69 August 04, 2017

Tootsie Squirt

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.

Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!

by peppichino69 May 21, 2024

Squirt-pump

1. majick liquids that generate enormous profit

Computer salesman are good at marketing squirt-pumps.

by Allcity82 January 12, 2022