sour patch kid

when a girl sucks 2 guys dick who’s cum tastes salty and one taste sweet

tom and john gave me a sour patch kid last night

by sour patch kids inc. May 05, 2021

sour patch kid

when you’re a bitch

Oh yeah he’s a sour patch kid

by puhzenjai October 30, 2019

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.

I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.

by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023

Take me to the pumpkin patch

When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.

Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.

We went to the pumpkin patch last night

She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.

by DJMAA November 18, 2023

princess patch

the "grundle" area on a cute widdle lady

we fucked so hard from behind that you rubbed my princess patch raw

by your slut September 03, 2010

cabbage patch doll

Someone that probably gets played with and left by females, but has a big dick!

He’s a cabbage patch doll but I don’t get why the ladies play him

by jgcskd December 17, 2017

Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022