Father And Mother

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are father and mother.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025

Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

Father

something you dont have.

mom: sweetie you dont have a father
child: *cries*

by p00p bag September 20, 2023

Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

Father J

Father J... The best therapist in the world. He has a stock of females and males to give to other people.

He seems to be supplied by the Mysterious Dave Rail.

Father J, also known as Jigs, was a former roommate of Nitsuka in Lea's basement. Father J escaped the basement and now works as a therapist. Using his skills, he helps fix and strengthen people's relationships or even make them.

Father J has also become the center of attention in the Jigs Shrine (Jiro's Server). All hail Jigs!

Father J seems to have been shipped to one beautiful and lovely young girl. Chezca.
The relationship status is unknown.

But we know that she was knocked out in Round 1, so there will be no Round 2. Apparently she couldn't get up for a while due to the knockout.

Yo sup Father J! I think I found you another client!

by 23456543 October 27, 2021

Father O'nalo

Priest of Irish and Scottish decent, that have a facination for young male individuals.

Dude, are you sure your asshole can take another visit from father o'nalo?

by Capt. Retardo November 24, 2016

true father

A father who has always been there no matter what a father is a person you can always look up to.A true father cares about you , although a father may be a douche at some points he is trying to protect you.

True fathers are great

by Ana1492 February 21, 2018