When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.
Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...
by Sharleen July 28, 2008
Get the farmer's tanmug. Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.
Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."
by Muzza2k October 24, 2011
Get the Turkish Spray tanmug. A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'
by Tom Scott February 18, 2004
Get the taxi driver's tanmug. "Wow, that guy over there took his tanning way too seriously! His tan lines make him look like a panda! He's a tan line panda!"
by Urbanus the Dictator August 16, 2020
Get the Tan line pandamug. When a woman fists a man while he has diarrhoea and then rips her hand out causing the man to spray all over her face and body.
by Lamb shoulder June 1, 2018
Get the Alabama spray tanmug. A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.
I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.
by EasyNCheesy July 11, 2020
Get the trailer park tanmug. When your shoulders are tan but your arms are pale. From sleaved shirts with the holes on the shoulders. Also by sort sleaved shirts and arm sleeves.
by MaxKat August 1, 2023
Get the A city girl tanmug.