farmer's tan

When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.

Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...

by Sharleen July 28, 2008

Turkish Spray tan

Dining at a kebab shop and acquiring some form of food poisoning, then defecating on your partners face with the likelihood of having squirting diarrhoea.
The resulting look is similar to that of applying spray tan.

Girl 1: "You're looking so healthy! Have you been abroad?"
Girl 2: "No, I just got my husband to give me a Turkish spray tan at home. He's on anti-virals now, but at least I look fabulous."

by Muzza2k October 24, 2011

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

A city girl tan

When your shoulders are tan but your arms are pale. From sleaved shirts with the holes on the shoulders. Also by sort sleaved shirts and arm sleeves.

I got a city girl tan while on vacation.

by MaxKat August 1, 2023

Tan line Shaving

When a girl shaves just the top of her pubic hair so it doesn't show above her bikini bottom.

Girl 1: "Come on Skyrim! They're already at the beach!"

Girl 2: "Wait! I forgot to shave last night, I can't go!"

Girl 1: "Just do some tan line shaving!"

Girl 2: "Great idea!"

by NotaStoner420 April 29, 2015

Tan line panda

When tan lines get way out of hand and the contrast makes you look like a panda

"Wow, that guy over there took his tanning way too seriously! His tan lines make him look like a panda! He's a tan line panda!"

by Urbanus the Dictator August 16, 2020

FreeStyleZ Dungeon Tan

See. *Dungeon Tan*

Extreme Tanning or yellowing of the skin often due to staying inside, Playing xbox usually MW2. Often mistaken for being Chinese.

Mark has been inside all year off school adding to his 45days on his Modern warfare 2 playing time. (MW2)

FreeStyleZ Dungeon Tan Aka Aqua FZ Tan

Dildo Obsessive Man.

by M00P: September 24, 2011