by MarlonS March 4, 2008
Get the jelly donut surprise mug.When having sex from the rear, known as "doggy style", after climaxing, and your partner turns around and smiles at you, you grab a propane tank and smack her in the your partner in the head with it.
"My girlfriend is pissed at me... I cumed all over her ass last night and when she was getting up to go take a shower, she turned around and looked at me and i gave her the propane tank suprise."
by Billy Carr September 26, 2006
Get the propane tank suprise mug.When a transexual secretly dates unknowing men, as a woman, and pulls out her dick just as the guy starts to have sex.
by Sallys April 19, 2006
Get the tranny-surprise mug.After baking a normal blumpkin pie (shitting into a pie dish whilst having your cock sucked), you let your girl tuck into it. While she's chowing down, you go to the fridge and get a coconut, then you smack the bitch so hard in the back of the head with it that her face splats into your shit and she goes unconcious.
Guy 1: Hey what'd you get up to last night?
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
Guy 2: My wife was tucking into some of my blumpkin pie and then I smacked the fuck out of her with a coconut. Her face hit the pie so hard shit sprayed the walls.
Guy 3: Sweet I'd love to get a Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise .
by DAT MAD HATTER November 1, 2009
Get the Blumpkin pie with a coconut surprise mug.A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.
by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006
Get the Kloppenburg Surprise mug.When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.
Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.
Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014
Get the surprise butt sex mug.a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009
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