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im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

audio message sent to some random user on instagram around 2018 - 2019 by rapper Stunna Boy Get Em. this was and still is used in meme edits

this isn't the first time he's said something like this either.
stunna boy get em: im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick

people: is he the next big thing out of chicago!?!?
by genericnpc09751 November 2, 2022
mugGet the im out here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dickmug.
A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
mugGet the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monstermug.

Soap n stroke

To soap n stroke, is to get your partner in the shower. then fling soap in their eyes. While their disorientated start to fondle them aggressively.
Example: friend. "Why are Tyler's eyes so red?" Sam. "tyler was taking a shower, so I hoped in and gave him the old "soap n stroke
by Dickfarted May 10, 2024
mugGet the Soap n strokemug.

joy stroke

To have an orgasm.
Look, while that offer has the power to give me a joy stroke...

Mnh-mnh, don't say that.

Why not?

It doesn't mean what you think it does.
by frozenman57 May 28, 2024
mugGet the joy strokemug.

Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.
Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
by shreky daddy August 18, 2018
mugGet the Keyboard Strokemug.

Tappers Stroke

When you repeatedly tap or press something in attempt to make it go faster. Common on many electronic devices.
Jerry had a tappers stroke when his computer was acting slow and not refreshing.
by willywonkaboi May 7, 2019
mugGet the Tappers Strokemug.

Tokes For Strokes

U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)
tokes for strokes?”
by sebby pro March 26, 2022
mugGet the Tokes For Strokesmug.

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