Stanky Strange

When you are so desperate to have sex that you go after the nastiest, raunchiest, downright filthy vagina you can find.

Cody- Been so desperate, Chris. I'm about to head out to Canton to get some stanky strange.

Chris- Don't forget to wrap it before you tape it, dude breh!

by stanks September 30, 2014

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selushu strainer

When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.

Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.

by HugeMuttonDagger January 15, 2015

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organic strange

An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.

Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder

by FriendOrFlake June 13, 2016

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A happy person to be around, Maja Sträng is the definition of a sunshine. She can put a smile on your face those days you don't even want to. Maja Sträng loves Scandinavia especially guys whit brown curly hair. Maja Sträng has blond beautiful hair and blue eyes.

Peter: who's that super happy girl over there?
Lisa: Her name is Maja Sträng, she laughs all the time!

by Baby Brat2.0 December 17, 2016

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textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

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