Steve Jobs 

Bill Gates' muse.

Steve Jobs: Hey, lets add a mouse to the keyboard.
Bill Gates: What the fuck is a mouse. I'm so pampered I only know about cute animals. Fuck it, whatever sells. But I'm not giving up dos.
Steve Jobs: Why? People don't care about learning your secret language. You should give them a dashboard. Computers should be windows to the world. Fuck, I wish I could think of a less gay phrase.
Bill Gates: No no no. Gay is sweet. Hmm windows.

Steve Jobs by The Bandito June 17, 2006

steve harrington 

steve harrington is such a dad. steve with his five kids are unstoppable.

dustin should be adopted by steve. that is a fact.

robin and steve have the best character relationship. they sing bonnie tyler in the bathroom. that is the best.

‘steve harrington is such a dad’ said everyone who lived ever.

steve harrington by gravygirl July 17, 2019

Steve Spurrier 

Legendary college football coach, 1966 Heisman Trophy winner, and current Football coach at the University of South Carolina. Also known as the Head Ball Coach, the "Evil Genius." SEC Coach of the Year 1990, 1991, 1994, 1995, 1996, and 2005.

South Carolina Head Coach Steve Spurrier was named the Southeastern Conference Coach of the Year, the Associated Press announced today.

Steve Spurrier by Kbennett July 29, 2008

Steve Harvey Linin 

Real Big.

"Pimpin' still blindin' (bling) Keep a Steve Harvey Linin' (edge it up) And I'm leather reclinin', with the music Alpinin'
chorus
House real BIG,
Cars real BIG,
Dick real big,
Everything real BIG...
Rims real BIG,
Pockets real BIG,
Rings real BIG,
Let me tell u how i live...
Like that - buy that
24's - ride that
Ladeez, gentlemen, gangstas, pimps...
Bitches, hoes, stunnas, shinahs...
I'm Rich-bitch! I'm a fucking big tyma!"

Steve Harvey Linin by Rich Mastermix December 18, 2009

steve jocz 

steve jocz is the drummer for sum 41, crazy son of a bich

look at stevo go! whatta maniac that steve jocz is

steve jocz by bon bonavis April 23, 2006

Steve Jobs 

An innovator who helped invent one of the worlds largest and most wallet snatching companies of all time. Purposefully left things out of products so people would buy the next product. A business move still common in the company today. Steve also revolutionized the world. Criticized by many, he died being hated by PC and Linux lovers all over the world. Hundreds cried over his death. Many who made jokes about him stfu'd or made death jokes to have a laugh at his demise. He may have been able to rob you blind, but he innovated that market fOr many to keep the ball rolling. R.I.P.

No example, except that steve is the reason I learned how to type. I grew up around macs, and people made fun of me for it and called me apple boy. When the ipad came out, they all wanted to look at it. I finally had something they didn't. Thank you jobs. I am writing this on an ipad, so it is kind of symbolic. Steve jobs, I thank you

Steve Jobs by the_underachiever November 29, 2012

Steve Perkel 

Code for Percocet. Used in phone conversations when someone (girlfriend, parent, employer, etc) is present.

"Hey, chief, have you seen our buddy Steve Perkel around today?"

"Yut, I think he's over at Garoldo's place, buck."

Steve Perkel by D-Mo Steezy December 19, 2007