The greatest trio of human beings to ever exist. They are clowns. They are amazing. One is God, one is shrek and one is a bitchboy. Together they wreak havoc on planet earth and fuck shit up.
by SEXYSHREKMAN420 October 16, 2019
Get the Ugly squadmug. by Trebor.otos140 January 2, 2018
Get the spic squadmug. Singular: tool squadee
a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
a group of douchebags, swagfags, or other forms of assholes. Most commonly appearing in high schools and middle schools. Members can be distinguished by usually wearing polo shirts, chubbies, athletic shorts, long socks, and expensive sneakers. Often treat other people like crap, listen to hip hop music in an attempt to appear cooler, and are far-right Republican. Many tool squadees are spoiled and used to getting whatever they want from their rich parents, and are almost always white.
The only things that they talk about are athletics (specifically lacrosse), pointless social matters, and how "hard" their life is.
Bob: So then I said-
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
John: Look out, Tool Squad up ahead.
(Both swerve to avoid the mass of concentrated douchebaggery.)
Bob: *whew* That was close.
Tool Squad Member #1: My parents won't get me the new iPhone, my life is so hard.
Tool Squad Member #2: Are you coming to lacrosse practice tonight?
by ainm-cleite October 28, 2014
Get the Tool Squadmug. by Mclem123 July 24, 2018
Get the Squad kidsmug. A group of friends who can count on each other to pick them up when there knocked down and give them a positive look on life
by Jamal Tomlin March 31, 2015
Get the oodie squadmug. Those popular kids that are rich, have a bad haircut, bad taste, and a bad work ethic. Are always in some useless drama with some other Siberian kids, they're so terrible you want to deport them all to Siberia.
Man, I hate those Siberian Squad members so much, I wish I could deport them all to Siberia
I went to high school and a Siberian Squad kid made me do their math homework.
I went to high school and a Siberian Squad kid made me do their math homework.
by Caesar_Augustus May 21, 2021
Get the Siberian Squadmug. More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.
Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!
by Swachy February 17, 2017
Get the squad swearmug.