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The Old Shit Sprinkler 

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below
i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

Human Water Sprinkler 

When a guy pulls out his dick and starts to spin in circles while pissing.
David was so high that he went to his garden and pulled a Human Water Sprinkler.

Rainbow arch sprinkler 

When the act of 2 lesbians having fun, one takes the crabs bend position, whilst the other licks her lady garden until ejaculation, hence the sprinkler, ps happy pride
Oh fuck, you wanted to see the rainbow arch sprinkler I gave her last night, she was soaked

Triple thumby sprinkle 

The art of packing ones marijuana cone with three thumb packed pinches and a sprinkle to top it off
Oi mate, what are the odds of you doing a triple thumby sprinkle

Long Range Sprinkler 

A friend who does NOT have a girlfriend/boyfriend, yet actually helps other (usually more introverted) friends find theirs.

Can also be used for someone that helps others before helping themselves
P1:"Hey, you know Robert?"
P2:"Yeah, he still hasn't found his girl, has he?"
P1:"No, but he said good things to Yoselyn, and she asked for my insta today!"
P2"Wow, really?"

P1:"Yeah, i forget our mate's good with that kinda stuff, he's a long range sprinkler, i tell ya"

Color Wheel Sprinkler 

When 12 men each of different skin color complexions form in a circle around you and ejaculate in your face
"Bro, last week, I tagged along in a Color Wheel Sprinkler, and let me tell you, it was refreshing and made my skin more clear!"

"I just knew you were gay."