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spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
by GriZag December 3, 2013
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Spooky Nooky

Sex with someone that freaks you out during it
He was really weird in bed, I didn't like it at all, it was spooky nooky
by TylaLauren September 3, 2015
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spookery

Religious charms, totems, and/or bric-a-brac people may wear or keep around the house.
That gold crucifix she's wearing is some damn fine spookery.
by Magister Bibendi October 23, 2015
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Spooked

When you blew too much coke and you think someone or something is lurking around inside or outside.
Dude i am spooked.
by Ses $$$$ November 5, 2015
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spooky 420

Paranoia brought on by the consumption of dank kush.
This is some spooky 420 Bob.
by sp00ky_illumin4ti_42068.5 October 14, 2016
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Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.
Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.
by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016
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Spookeh

Spookeh : The best girl on living earth.

-Likes saying "Hoe"
-Wants to kill "ProjectDivinty"
-Loafs Kay
Spookeh spooped Jake when Jake typed "SPOOKEH" in the dc
by Shshshhshreywdguchb December 25, 2016
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