Splungous

Splungous is an Adjective for the word Splungousé, meaning Shplushes.

"Hey Daniel" "Hey Bob" "How was your day today" "Good, How was your day" "Splungous" "what".

by Splungous March 6, 2024

Sklunting

The form of putting a fent cart in your friends anus and ripping it while giving them a footjob

Me and michael sklunted last weekend, it was so fun! I love sklunting!

by RJ ifyouseethisit'smax April 15, 2024

Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)

Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!

by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024

Slunt

Someone who is both a slut and a cunt

“She acted like your friend and then slept with your ex?” “Yeah” “wow what a slunt”

by GM333 April 17, 2024

Splintage

When a man's penis undergoes a phase in which blood circulation is cut off for about a week, and they undergo intense sharp (splinting) pains. By the end of the week or midway through the second week, the man must break the penis back into its flaccid state. This is commonly known to happen once a year. During this time the man will be extremely stressed, angry, and uninterested in things usually enjoyable by them.

This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.

John: My splintage this year is killing me!

Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!

by PluhhWalkuhh17 April 21, 2024

Slunt

A total slut who’s kinda cool to work with, but an utter SLUNT regardless. Usually has a stripper name like Jade, or Maddie.

That fucking Maddie is such a slunt! Fun to work with but be careful if you get too close.

by GypsyWithaJ May 24, 2024

Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;

Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?

by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024