Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.

She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.

by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018

sloppy franke

After aggressively fucking a chick on her period, you quickly pull out sliding your bloody dick between her ass cheeks resemembling a hotdog with ketchup.

Dude:wanna have sex?
Chick: can't, I'm on my period
Dude: no problem, let's just sloppy franke!
Chick: ok!

by Naveed Mosca June 1, 2018

Sloppy Sinkonds

Using the sink after someone else.

Do you mind if I wash my hands first? I don’t want your sloppy sinkonds.

by Ryan Kelly June 13, 2018

sloppy wheeling

Putting a girls pussy over an exhaust of a motorcycle, reving that shit till she squirts on the tire, then you proceed to do a burn out only hitting the clit, slicking the back tire.

PUT HER ON HER BACK AND REV THAT BACK TIRE MID-STOPPIE ON THAT CLIT, GET SOME SLOPPY WHEELING

by revvin2018 August 13, 2018

Sloppy Disco

When you tape a mirror to your nutsack like a disco ball, so you can see your gooch while you're fucking someone.

Dave: "Hey, I cut myself while performing a sloppy disco last night."
Tyrone: "The trick is to use a smaller mirror so you don't have to break it."
Dave: "Shit, you right."

by milkBAKE August 16, 2018

Sloppy Lupe

The Sloppy Lupe is when you creampie a female who is double stacked doggy style on the back of another female and the ejaculate drips down on to the other girl's ass and pussy.

Dude, I just did the Sloppy Lupe with 2 girls from Toronto after a Nickelback concert.

by fighttheherd September 14, 2018