Spider Juice

Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.

"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."

by Mark Nordenstein May 29, 2007

spider-monkey

the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand

'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'

by zolivia December 9, 2010

Snow Spider

Niggers when in the snow, usually seen from above like on a ski lift. Term was coined when two niggers were spotted making snow angel's. See definition for example

"Check out that snow spider making snow angel's"

"What ever editor didnt publish this definition must be a fucking obama loving big lipped, knuckle dragging snow spider"

by Josh Allen (714 Ca) January 22, 2009

Arse Spiders

arse hairs that clump together - when pulled out - look like little spiders.

as she bent over i could see a nice collection of arse spiders in her crack

by rhinodiver November 30, 2004

dirty spider

when someone is sleeping, you put your ass in their face as to tickle their nose with your taint hair.

yo, i just dirty spider'd youre bitch last night.

by Tony Flores September 26, 2006

Spider-man

(verb) To marry a woman, have sex with her, and then arrange a deal with the devil to retroactively negate the marriage, altering past, present and future so that the marriage never took place.

Mary Jane? Yeah, I Spider-man'd that biatch. Hard.

by Framling February 12, 2010

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003