sphouse

a married person who chose to stay at home to manage the household (similar to housewife househusband )

As we now have a bigger family, I left the corporate world and chose to be a sphouse.

by fenmb April 4, 2018

Sphincter Twitcher

A hairy moment, such as passing silent windduring sex and praying it’s not an SBD (silent-but-deadly)

“Really needed a poo at work so I farted and almost touched cloth, bit of a sphincter twitcher”

by Squickly July 4, 2018

Sphincter bacon

Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.

I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.

by I punch gorillas October 28, 2018

sphericalkat

An type of cat that is usually pretty fat.

Person 1: "Wow that's one Sphericalkat you have there!"
Person 2: "I know right?"

by Warrons November 19, 2018

sphinctasaurous

When the anus protrudes out of its realm and becomes it's own entity as shown in the video cake farts.

I watched cake farts and saw the sphinctasaurous.

by RhinoBC December 20, 2018

Sphierce

when it's so full circle that its fierce

That moment when you felt attacked for being a sex worker was so sphierce

by aleun prince February 17, 2019

sphellcheck

The automatic spellcheck corrections that result in a completely different word or changes words that have been typed that look similar, but have a totally different meaning. spellcheck, hellcheck, spell, words, diction, type, smartphone, text, texting, email, google, hell, spellhell, spell hell, spell check, spell-check, sphell check

I’ve got a serious case of sphellcheck, my smartphone changes everything I type.

by joecoolthefool May 1, 2019