Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)
we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.
by Scout339 September 23, 2022
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Speed Gook

A person who drives a drifter/tuner type car and is of the Asian persuasion. Vehicle will usually be covered with performance parts logo stickers that they wish were on their car. Most of the time there will also be a large fin/spoiler on the trunk of the car. Also there will be a large coffee can shaped muffler under the rear fender of the car. They will most often wear some type of hip hop outfit. They often pretend to have ninja skills or some other wu-tang clan type abilities. Some times non-asian people exhibit this behavior these people are called speed fags.
by Laughing at your dumb asses February 22, 2011
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Speed Bomb

A speed bomb is a shot of Tito’s and a splash of 5 hour energy extra strength blue raspberry. If you add grape it’s called a “Suicide Slider” tastes great barely taste the alcohol
Dude pour me a Suicide slider and a Speed Bomb
You got it dude, you’re not going to sleep for a while....
by Gage Speed January 01, 2021
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Speed Check

When a driver is trying to merge into the next lane, while the driver behind notices your indicator when you're trying to move in. The other driver aggressively accelerates to block the driver from merging in the first place. Also known as an aggressive driver move to scare the merging driver or denying entry.
This jerk speed checked me just as I was moving into the next lane.
by A Dash Cammer March 27, 2020
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Speed run

a game where a guy drives to a girls house, attempts to get a blow job or better while his friends smoke a bowl and when the bowl is finished the boy has to come out.
we had a tournament for Speed runs so we drove to kate's and James went into her house and got a blow job while we got high then he came out and we raced away to the next chicks house.
by joanieloveschachie March 10, 2012
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speed bump

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps
by G-U-N October 11, 2004
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Speed Racer

The act of Lining up 2 rows of cocaine 5 lines long parrallel to one another and then Snorting both rows as fast as you can.
Dude 1: Hey man you hear about steve?
Dude 2: Yeah man he did a speed racer and now hes permafried!
Dude 1: Thats fucked up man. *snort*
by VikingBrewman666 May 31, 2010
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