It's not what it looks like

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

Josh expelled "It's not what it looks like!" when his girlfriend stormed into his room, only to continue with his obvious relations upon her leaving.

by omAcronAlpha September 9, 2010

Snotrag

A handkerchief or tissue. Implicit in the word is that the handkerchief or tissue has been used and that the product within it is particularly vile, greasy, and slimy; the result of diseased sinuses or a severe nasal infection. By extension the word can be used to describe a person having the same qualities, an obnoxious, slimeball whose very presence makes people nauseous.

Gordon's tried to cop off with Alice again.
Fuckin' snotrag needs a good smack in the chops.

by Croatalin November 21, 2013

it's not my call

It's not my decision, most of the time people use it in a place of long explanation on why they cannot do or decide certain things.

Son: Mother, may i go to a football game.
Mother: It's not my call. Talk to your father.

Note: Instead of long explanation ''i am not the one to allow you to go or not to go to football games, talk to your father''. Mother gave a short reply.

by Redmen1 November 4, 2013

It's not a bug, it's a feature

Excuse made by software developers when they try to convince the user that a flaw in their program is actually what it's supposed to be doing.

User: When I am on the item detail screen and click on "delete this item", the program returns to to the item overview screen and the item is still there.
Developer: Your access permissions don't allow you to delete items. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

by crushnet September 14, 2012

let's not

1) Something you say to refuse someone's invitation to perform a certain activity.
2) Something you say to ask someone to stop or calm down.
3) "Let's not" can be followed by "with" + (nominal construction)

1)
Daniel: Hey let's go for a run.
Joe: let's not

2)
Daniel: WOWOOWOOW VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Joe: let's not

3)
"let's not with the thing" said Joe as he took the dildo out of Daniel's hands.

by ijustwantedtolookitup September 25, 2013

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

by Yung Burrito Penis August 29, 2018

it's not a phase mom

when a teen goes through a phase where they take on a different personality but proclaim that they will always be like that.

>mom- when is this emo phase of yours gunna end.?
>teen- OMG It's not a phase mom.

by TheDerpyChicken July 18, 2017