If he was smart

Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!

Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

smart penis

Well it’s almost like smart tit but better

Hey dude stop being a smart penis and get over it.

by anonymous May 31, 2022

Stupidly Smart

1. Acting stupid, when in reality your smart.
2. Doing stupid things but in a smart manner
3. Too smart for your own liking

You know that kid that climbed in the ceiling at school, he has a 3.5 GPA, he's stupidly smart!

by Logan Freaky November 22, 2024

Smart Gamer

A Gamer who is smart even though plays games all day and night

Person 1:how did you’ve get a “A” even though you play video games all the time
Person 2:I’m a Smart Gamer

by GoldenAnt November 14, 2019

Smart Prisoner

The type of person who gets locked up in a "smart prison" is a smart prisoner.

Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:

Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."

Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"

by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020

Double Smart

When you put alcohol in your ear so that it will feel better, but ends up going to your brain and makes you so stupid that you think your Double Smart

I used alcohol in my ear and it went to my brain and now I'm double smart.

by AuraKing January 3, 2019

Fake Smart

Fake Smart is when you are not smart by IQ and you don't study, but you are good at guessing on tests due to your thought process.

Alex is fake smart, but people mistake him for smart due to his scores.

by Shugga1002 December 3, 2018