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PRACTICE SAFE SEX

by Gamerboi1235682 March 5, 2021
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to play safely

To maintain sexual abstinence, or limit sexual encounters to the enjoyments of self masturbation.
Abstinence or self masturbation are the only choices for those who intend to play safely.

When Mary caught chlamydia from a sexual encounter with a one night stand, she realized that while there is such a thing as 'safer sex', the only way to play safely is through sexual abstinence or self masturbation.
by sinn0cent1 December 27, 2005
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Safe

Safe is an english word which is used to represent somebody who is a person that can be trusted and will have your back - it will be used in other texts but they are not correct.
Oi seckle this is my bredrin, hes safe, seckle!
by Pau February 3, 2005
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safe sex

Considering the stupidy level of the average human, I'd say that's about accurate.
by Anonaymous November 22, 2004
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Safety McSafe

The safest breh in the universe. Also used as an expression of safeness.
as safe as Safety McSafe!

We're going to Reading? Safety McSafe!
by Safety McSafe May 28, 2007
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safeting

Adjective. Definition is the same as safe or cool

This was invented by a freind of mine to reflect the type of thing another freind of mine, max, who thinks he is Jamaican, might say instead of safe.
It stems from when max met a UK MC called Demon, and is designed to illustrate what max might of said to try and impress him with his Jamaicaness (By sticking ting on the end of safe makes it sound more jamaican).
Since then it has caught on and is now widely used in the Hertfordshire area of UK.
"Yo Demon you be safeting"
by MC Blitzkrieg January 24, 2006
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Safety third

Mike Rowe of dirty jobs came up with the concept. TO have personal safety on your mind and not the companies line about safety first.
Hey Mike, safety third remember I ma here to make you money not keep you safe.
by GeorgiePorgie47 August 26, 2013
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