The Sloppy Joe

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)

He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.

by Bobboe February 23, 2004

Shloopy

One who shloops or of the shlooping persuasion. Two people who are in love and use this as a nickname. There are only two. They have somewhat of their own language where all words start with "S".

Charlie is Amanda's Shloopy, and Amanda is Charlie's Shloopy!

by Shloopy2 October 29, 2008

Sloppy Noodle

When you buy some rubber sheets, lube, and a big black dildo and go to town.

DUDE I just got a sloppy noodle, let's go to town!

by Dr. Noodles. August 15, 2009

Sloppy Bucket

While having sex, pull out and cum on the kitchen floor. Run to the closet, grab the mop bucket and dump the dirty water on the bitch's head. Hand her the mop and tell 'er to get to work!

Dude 1) Yo bro, your kitchen floor is as clean as a whistle- whatup?
Dude 2) That's right homie- I brought this slut home last night and gave her the 'Sloppy Bucket'!

by The 425 Dirty Donkeys April 25, 2011

Sloppy

adj. The state of intoxication slightly beyond tipsy. This can best be achieved by consuming 4 - 7 alcoholic drinks in an hour.

Person 1: Dude, are you good to drive tonight, you've been drinking pretty hard.
Person 2: It's cool man. I'm sloppy, but I'll definitely make it home.

by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

Smoopy

Definition: Smoopy is the nickname of my bird.

Example: This is my bird, Smoopy. *points at Smoopy*

by H February 28, 2005

sloppy penncrest

When a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her vagina. A few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said vagina to live in said mayo, in his mouth.

Sloppy nigger house! Did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she's dirty as shit!

by silverandwhite June 23, 2008