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Slammonated

The act of being blown to the base of your cock by another guy. Must be accomplished in the middle of Madison Square Garden. Generally accompanied by a peck to the tip first before swallowing it whole to the root.
Chris just Slammonated Justin while wearing an Armani suit for the home crowd.
by Justin Tugya September 28, 2010
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Scommute

Verb:

To scommute: the act of using a scooter to get to work and return home.

Noun:

Scommuter - one who uses a scooter to navigate the roads to and from work.
She scommutes the 60 mile round trip every day in all kinds of weather; I really admire her toughness.

The scommuters get to work more quickly now that filtering is legal.
by dcfies November 5, 2011
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Slammered

A cross between Slammed and Hammered. Being more drunk then drunk. A state of being destroyed. Another way of saying something is Fk'ed up.
Man we were chilling with these hotties and you messed it all up by getting slammered.

New Jersey got slammered when Superstorm Sandy rolled through.

You should have never went to that party man... you got slammered and puked all over you girl.
by Twisted T. December 31, 2012
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Slammywhammy

The undefinable "chi" (or "qi", depending on the spelling) that one with mammajamma has. A level up from "mojo", it's what makes the mammajammed of the universe so damn fine. One is normally born with it, but increasingly there are lessons and "slammywhammy" coaches sprouting around North America to teach, whose services are often promoted through the use of Groupon.
"What makes that bad mammajamma so damn fine?"

"Oh that's Dave. He's got some mean ass slammywhammy under the hood."
by aquaholic_anonymous May 28, 2013
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slamming whale

Byron was slamming whale last night after his sushi date.
by Gavery March 18, 2014
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slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects
i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet
by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015
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sjommis

The kind of guy who would buy you ice cream and then have sex with your sister
Friend: Hey dude I heard John smashed your sis last night
You: He did? Man what a sjommis
by ButOniiItsTooBig July 26, 2016
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