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Ski

A man that known for nutting on females !
by BiggNene November 23, 2021
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Praprès Ski

Skipping the skiing and going right to drinks in the day (i.e. Pre après ski)
We woke up so tired from last night that we decided to skip the skiing for the day and praprès ski at the bar instead!
by Rose Annap August 20, 2024
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Ski-Douche

That asshole at the boat launch that fails to understand the right-of-way.
That Ski-Douche at the launch took up the ramp before he was even ready to launch.
by OldCola September 2, 2015
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Ski

Ski, refers to cocaine. Originally came from the fact that sniffing loud enough produces a sound akin to skis scraping the snow/ice.
YO, any ski?
"Got some fire ski here for sale"
by AO151 March 5, 2019
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sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.
"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"
by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009
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skiing

"The art of catching cold and going broke while rapidly heading nowhere at great personal risk"
I went skiing in france.
by adventuregirl19 November 9, 2016
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Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.
Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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