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Single Men Crisis

You mean... The incels? Is that👈 THAT ☝️? The weak men? The cause of all the worlds problems? If only they were listening to you better everything would be fine? Is that what you mean?

Hym "Here we have it kiddos! This is 'How we solve the Single Men Crisis (according to the public discourse around the matter)' in several points. You ready? Ok. Here we go.
Step 1: NEVER engage with the 'Single men' publicly or directly. They are to be postured about from afar by people who are disproportionately successful in the dating market and/or women.
Step 2: The discourse should be hyper-fixated on getting men into long-term committed relationships while ignoring the fact (entirely) that the DEFAULT social interaction between women and the dating market is hook-up culture. That's the DEFAULT.(God I wish I had a way to make a diagram here.... Shit.) So, the goal is to find a way to get men to bypass (entirely) the 1st order dating pool and enter the smaller, ancillary dating pool of people seeking long-term committed relationships. Which women are not currently doing. They're not entering the ancillary dating pool until they are in their 30's and satisfied with their career. So we have to pretend this dichotomy between the 1st and 2nd order dating pools does not exist at all costs.
Step 3: We need to obfuscate the causes of disparate outcomes with abstract and sophistical vaguery. It's not 'disparities in general attractiveness, transactional interactions, and fat cocks = outcome' it's ' "The Work" = Outcome.' And if you do 'The work' you will get NOT the outcome of moving into the 1st order dating pool. You'll get a DIFFERENT outcome. You'll get into the ancillary dating pool and that will go however it happens to go.
Step 4: We really have to drive home the fact that this HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WOMEN. Women are not complicit, culpable, or even a variable in the disparities in success. If more men were like the men who are CURRENTLY disproportionately successful... Then those NEW and IMPROVED men... Would do THE OPPOSITE of what the CURRENTLY SUCCESSFUL men are doing... And have long-term relationships with the women... Because... Reasons... Pft! That's the solution to these fucking idiots! Make the bad men like the good men... And then expect the NEW good men... To do, NOT what the current good men are doing, but rather, something else entirely. That's the fucking solution to the single men crisis. There you go guys. Problem solved!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
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A single sycophant

If I have one of these that would be a very bad idea fuck-face don't threaten me.
Hym "The face that no one sees a problem with this should be cause for concern for a lot of you. You only don't because you think it's too good to be you. But do I have a single sycophant? Maybe. Paul? Do I have a single sycophant? I donno."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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SINGLE

That moment when you feel alone because you see that all of your friends are 10 times hotter than you. Then you see that each one of them has had a boyfriend/girlfriend and then you cry inside because you realize your going to be single forever because you look like a sewer rat.
by Binkybabydsddy October 28, 2019
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Single girl energy

When you and your single friends are living it up every weekend and find any excuse to party and go wild.
Dang that girl Carol has been partying it up every weekend since summer started and it’s almost thanksgiving.. she definitely has that single girl energy.
by Leeslut November 2, 2019
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single

single is a thing that means not married and not have boyfriend or girlfriend
hi are you married no i am not married i am single
by Elle taylor December 1, 2020
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Most Famous Single Bae on Roblox

Q and A wif sydiethekidie (most famous single woman on roblox

A: I guess a lot of people try to online date me, and once and a while, I agree... but then it just doesn't work out.

Q: Why doesn't it?

A: Honestly, there not committed enough. Just a simple 'mua' and going with me to the dance at royale highh AIN'T enough.. I need more PHYSICAL affection.

Q: What do you mean by 'physical affection'

A: Duh. Sex!

Q: could I have your address?

A: WTF?

Q: I need to- to... Could we have..?

A: Online, sure.

Q: But, in roblox, 'SEX' and stuff like that get censored...

A: Oh, I have a couple code words. Instead of 'sex' say lights. instead of 'passionately kiss' say inform. And instead of 'pregnant-

Q: PREGNANT?!?!?

A: Well, duh. I need more, from you, Bae

Q: Did you just call me b-

A: *laughing* of course? Although you might not me my only... That's okay with you, right???

Q: Of course... so... should we go have sex now?

A: Yeah, I'll text you my address.

Q: I thought you said online...

A: Well, for you babe, I'm willing to do anything.

Q: Mmm... Bae... I'm all for it.

A: But, any roblox users out there who want me... send me a friend request, and chat 'Now' to me... and honestly, I'm not really going to accept your friend request if your a noob so-

Q: babe, let's go. I need to have sex with you... I'm already having an **** just thinking about you.

A: Of course! My username is Sydiethekidie, anyone who needs it...for sexual reasons <3
*cough cough* we know you're looking this up because you need a roblox girlfriennd: NEWS FLASH: Sydiethekidie will go out with whoever in roblox unless there an ugly noob- and if your looking to have sex with her irl, she can probably make that happen... not that ive ever had sex with her...

WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS SINGLE BAE ON ROBLOX: ez, Sydiethekidie
Go HaVe SeX WiTh HeR iRl oR iN gAmE sHe'S tHaT kInDa LaDy
by I'Ll HaVe SeX WiF YoU December 12, 2020
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SYDIETHEKIDIE

shell have sex with you irl or not-
Oh, duh, Sydiethekidie is the most famous single bae on roblox.

CODE WORDS FOR HAVING SEX ONLINE ON ROBLOX: Sex: Lights - Passionately Kiss: inform -
by I'Ll HaVe SeX WiF YoU December 12, 2020
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