Dropping my Shopping 

Ejackulating

Man 1:Did you hear, tim dropped his shopping all over katie's face last night
Man 2:No way!!!

(in bed) man:I'm dropping my Shopping!
Woman:Pull out pull out!

Dropping my Shopping by lllumpy September 14, 2009

Shapping 

To use an app to help you go shopping.

"I found a really great deal when I was out Shapping today!"
"Oh my God, I´ve been Shapping so much that my fingers are soar!"
"Mom, seriously! I can´t talk right now.. Why?? I´m Shapping off course!"

"Dude! I just found a really cool store you need to check out! I discovered it when I was out Shapping and it´s totally awesome!"
"Hey! You got any plans or you wanna go Shapping?.. Hell yeah! Meet you in half an hour"
"Sorry, I can´t come to work today.. I´m going Shapping."

Shapping by Gio123 April 9, 2012

shopping 

the act of hesitantly attending and abandoning multiple social gatherings until one is deemed worthy of staying or the list of alternatives has been exhausted.

Yo, is that motherfucker shopping right now? Tell him/her to sit his/her ass down and stop pretending like he/she has somewhere better to be!

shopping by cbrown_uws November 12, 2012

Women Be Shopping 

1. The act of perusing and/or drooling over many men and then purchasing them without the intention of multiple uses.

2. Having multiple mens and continue to search and contract more.

Yo, you SEENT Quadreesha?!
She was all up on Malik and then she was over at Juan's shack but the night before she had been at Riverton's pad.
oh, and she be sluttin' it up, too.
yo, women be shopping!

Women Be Shopping by Filthy December 1, 2004

swipping 

when someone has their buttcrack showing a little and you stick your finger swiftly down the crack of their ass

Even though his ass was bunk nasty, I couldn't resist swipping it. Shuu!

swipping by Jess and Alvin Dowell March 23, 2007

Yogurt Shopping 

Letting a girl shit in your mouth.

John went yogurt shopping last night.

Yogurt Shopping by joe joun September 7, 2005

Reverse Shopping 

Usually a person on the darker side of society's edge,a scammer, self assured, scandalous, self motivated often by the need of quick cash for the next "hook up".

One who scours the ground or searches thru near-by trash cans at the exit doors of a buzy retail store hoping to pick up a discarded store receipt, enter the store, then collect each item listed, and then proceed straight to the customer service desk, and promptly, effect a fast cash return for the items. This person is a reverse shopper.

I saw Scandalous Sandy today at Home Depo., she was reverse shopping again. She said she would stop by later that she was almost finished shopping and ready to cash in her shopping list. She waved good bye and smiled as she studied the crumpled receipt clutched in her hands and headed straight to thereturn dept.

Reverse Shopping by Knotme R.B.III and DBI November 3, 2009