bystander Google-search

Humorous term to describe where you "publicly" solicit the knowledge ("Excuse me, everyone --- do any of you happen to know anything about ___?", or, ""Hey, Folks --- are any of you familiar with the technical properties of ___?") of anyone within yelling-distance about a particular question or problem that you encounter at that time and place.

Doing a bystander Google-search can yield surprising results --- more than once I have gotten out of a perplexing dilemma in this way.

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

Type here to search

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Type here to search

by HaMufin June 7, 2022

why am i searching this up

because you wanted to lol

why am i searching this up -me, 2 seconds ago

by urban.ass March 2, 2024

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

Edward Melson Sears Is Talita From Pana-Asia

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

idk what to search

Are you really so bored infact, you just searched this to find a definition that explains how you're bored such as this one.

"idk what to search for so let's search my question and hope something good happens"

by D0hn J03 July 10, 2025

Type a period into the youtube search

When you accidentally type a period onto the youtube search and get traumatized.

Everyone: Yo if you type a period into the youtube search dont click on the search recommendations as it will show horrible childrens videos and gore/horror videos

Curious 9 year old: Sure

by Gamerblocko June 13, 2022