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Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
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Scaramouche

Literally the hottest Fatui Harbinger. Signora? Who tf is that? Anywhere from 5'4 to 5'2 but could absolutely and utterly dominate your tight hole. The things this man could do to me is so disgusting, you will either become turned on right on the spot or throw up. He could degrade me, treat me like a dog, step on me, choke me out, overstimulate me, all the kinky shit.

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Kazuha's husband <3
A: Hey, have you ever heard of Scaramouche?

B: Of course I fucking have. Won't lie, I want him to make my legs stop working for a week?

A: Who doesn't?
by Akai~ February 19, 2023
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Scaramouche

Scaramouche is my husband, my boyfriend, my clarinet to my reed, my pumkin seed, my little bowl, the bow to my violin, the black keys to my white, and my little sugar cutie pie. even though he’s 5’4 or 164cm, he will still be my cutie patootie forever 💖!! i am obsessed, inlove and really really obsessed with him!! i love him very dearly and his past made me cry for days like it was so sadddd… whenever i glance at scaramouche i feel like i’ve met my true love and he gets me so flustered!! i got a scaramouche cat plush, scaramouche cosplay, scaramouche stickers, scaramouches hat, hairstyle and more to show my loove!! i wish he could ykyk to me i am so inlove with him!! 🤭🤭
Person 1: “why do you talk about scaramouche making you obey him and do it eith him 24/7”
Person 2: “because i can
by that one bitch from dc April 30, 2023
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Scarbados

A town in the north that is renowned for its warm climate, fit ladies and being “best place in Britain
Oi Steve u wanna go on holiday? I could book us a caravan in SCARBADOS if you’d like
by YoujustgotVECTORED June 7, 2023
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scared to hit

by Maquoia June 30, 2023
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scared the shit outta me

When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.
Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.

Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!
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scarahate

(Also known as Wanderhate) A group of people who hate Scaramouche & they like to bully him.
(Person 1): "Hey, aren't you a Scaramouche stan?"
(Person 2): "Ew, no. I'm apart of Scarahate."
by noonespecialbecusyes22222222 August 20, 2023
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