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sandalnet

sandalnet is the terrorist network tinfoil hat version of sneakernet.
Osama Bin Laden didn't want to have an internet connection in his house so he sent his courier to send and retrieve emails to/from a USB flash drive at internet cafes. Osama prefered high-bandwidth, high-latency sandalnet.
by dickglue June 8, 2011
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Scandinavian lobster

A person of Scandinavian descent who stayed outside too long and got a harsh red tan.
Wow! How long were you outside? You look like a Scandinavian lobster!
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sandal pussy

This term is used to define mediocre pussy that all the while has been portrayed as being stiletto pussy. When a girl is acting like she's all that but in reality, she ain't half that great, she's got a bad case of sandal pussy.
guy 1- "aye, bruh, that bitch i brought home last night..."
guy 2- "yeah? u actually hit that?"
guy 1- "yeah but it was some sandal puh puh (aka sandal pussy)"
guy 2- "rEALly? damn, yeah i guess that make sense. what happened?"
guy 1- "i don't wanna talk about it."
by ultraflail December 26, 2013
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scandinarian

Scandinavian and Arian

When one is descendent from Scandinavia and has blue eyes pale skin and blonde hair. Not french, not brunette.
One roomate to another Dude you look more like me than my own brother. Roomate #2 "Its just because we are both scandinarian

"Why is that so many people are into her?" "Scandinarian girls are generally considered very hot"
by sarahmosdal January 30, 2016
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Sandal Surfing

The deliberate and intricate act of walking through a public shower with sandals on, taking care so as not to let any water get on your sandals/feet. Such water may contain other's urine, fecies, dead skin cells, pubes, blood and semen, just to name the basics.

Jorge: Did you see that pube hair ball in the middle of the gym shower?

Bailey: Yeah, that was f*cking gross, I was sandal surfing the whole time.
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by AtheosAeternus March 7, 2016
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Scandinavian Volcano

During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.
Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.
by Thatsadfrogmeme October 12, 2016
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scamdangelar

A person that is always trying to cheat the system.
Phat Matt your a damn scamdangelar...you gotta work today fool.
by Cway916 May 31, 2016
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