salami

*intense monkey noises*

“what the fuck is salami doing”
“uaaghauaAGUAHHUAGhaghuagauhHauAghu”

by parasomnicindomie November 22, 2021

Saamiqa

Saamiqa is the worlds most unique being. She’s kind, beautiful, smart, loving and adventurous. The love received from Saamiqa is unmatched and impossible to replace. Her hard-working and ambitious persona, reflects immediately. She’s open and always honest about how she feels and would fight for anything she wants. Saamiqa is strong and powerful in the inside but soft and caring on the outside. Her mind is beautiful, and her heart is gold. It’s not likely that anyone would come across a Saamiqa. But if you do, you better keep her!

Wow, I just found myself a Saamiqa. Saamiqa’s a keeper

by Creative_artist November 22, 2021

Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

Salam

In arabic means peace, in Bajau language means king of LLB

Please do your work, dont salam

by Jaz654 November 22, 2021

sahamdaily

A place to learn to share, to grow, to stay humble and to help others

I’ve learn a lot from Sahamdaily

by Kakijauh November 22, 2021

Salam

The sexiest funniest most adventurous and outgoing and confident and nicest and funnest person to be around.. LETS NOT FORGET HOW PHAT AND JUICY SALAMS ASS IS!! She’s very talented and has a lot of interests and hobbies.. WHO DOSENT WANT A SALAM????

Damn I low-key want me a Salam fr fr

by Thisiswhereileave November 22, 2021

Salameh

Salameh is the most incredible, stunning most perfect boyfriend ever, you will be very lucky to even see him face to face. He is kind, generous, incredibly intelligent, absolutely stunning (even though he says he isn't), and THE MOST PERFECT BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

His smile will light up every room she happens to be in, and when you've touched his heart, he would do absolutely anything to make you happy.

If you're ever lucky enough to get a salameh like Salameh, never ever let him go, and treat him well, because he will be the best thing that could ever happen to you.

One day, he will make an amazing father and a brilliant husband. For an alternative definition, see 'perfection'.

Seeing him is like looking at the rarest, most perfect, most beautiful thing in the entire universe, losing him would be the worst thing ever and remember to treat him right and NEVER EVER LEAVE HIM SIDE!

#beautiful #kind #perfect #amazing #amazing

I think I found the perfect one, Salameh.
Andy: salameh looks amazing

Dan: Ik and I've got him for every second of my life :)

Salameh ha the biggest willy ever

by Prororo November 23, 2021