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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025
Get the 《¤》Salsa《¤》salSa《¤》salsA《¤》 mug.Asa Mack, February 10th, 2025. A day before a spanish project was due and he had barely started. He decided to say one line in a very weenie way. That line ladies and gentlemen, "La salsa esta lista!". The world had never seen someone so nonchalant act in such a way. Many were confused and even scared, this mix of emotions garnered massive awareness to the meme, cementing it as one of the most surprising video clips of all time.
by TacticalZM March 6, 2025
Get the La salsa esta lista! mug.When someone puts their best foot forward in order to persuade one to buy the BS that they're selling.
The Relationship Salesman sold her way into a trillionaire's heart until the baby was born & then she divorced him and used him for alimony & child support.
by il Alpha March 10, 2025
Get the Relationship Salesman mug.A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
Get the platonic bridge-salesman mug.To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.
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SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.
Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?
Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.
by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017
Get the Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman mug.A salesman in charge of a team without being given any privileges, authority or respect by the directors, other senior salesmanor even his team
by McBareback December 18, 2018
Get the Junior Senior Sales mug.by Queen Blacc June 11, 2019
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