Sammu

A VERY COOL AND POGGERS STREAMER (WRITTEN BY SAMMU)

person 1 : YO I AM SAMMU
person 2 : LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by sammu1 January 17, 2021

Board Samurai

a person with an high rank/post count on a message board that picks on noobs. refers to the feudal era when samurais were considered olf high rank, and shunned average citizens.

stupid Board Samurai thinks he can talk down to me just because he has a higher post count.

by v1cious June 14, 2005

Dirty Samuel

When you're a dirty scruff that picks up cigarette butt's from the ground for a sliff.

You're a fucking Dirty Samuel. You scruff

by YourGrannyIsdead November 17, 2020

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

Samurai of God

A person who beleaves in god so loyely that he/she would do any thing God told him/her and would die fighting for the beleaf of the ideas of god and would do any thing great to bring honor to them selves. and the rules of god make the samurai perfect like god told people not to kill them selves so a samurai of god can not kill them selves to restor honor to a s.o.g honor must be obtained living

A samurai of god can not kill but can wound some one if they attend to harm some one.

by Alvin Redfearn October 7, 2005

Samuel

This guy is a complete moron. All he thinks about is himself, if you piss him off, he'd make sure you know about it. If he wasn't happy, you'd know about it. He seeks attention all the time, maybe he doesn't get the attention he wants, and there are good reasons why he doesn't. He should think about others, and stop being so selfish.

Samuel

by mtvawa November 4, 2012

Samuel L. Jackson

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

by James Lowe December 17, 2004